Oilers crumble in 10,000 little pieces

Remember game 4 of the Ducks series? I said Edmonton played horribly in that game. Well, they played worse tonight. All the players talked the talk after Roloson got injured, saying they would play hard for any other goalie. Well, they lied. They looked like Canada's National Women's Hockey team tonight. Couldn't get shots on goal. Couldn't protect their own net. They couldn't do a goddamn thing. I can't wait for the headlines tomorrow saying how good Brind'Amotherfucker is.

The only thing redeeming about this game is Laraque running Andrew Ladd face first into the boards wth 3 minutes left. Laraque got 5 minutes, but who cares? It's just too bad the fucker who took Roly out of the series didn't break his neck.

At this point, with no more starting goalie, I see the Oilers winning one of 2 games at home and lose in 5. I just hope that when they go down, they go down killing 3-4 guys from Carolina. But after tonight, I don't give a fuck anymore. I am one pissed off Dwarf.

Dwarf out.