Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Oilers crumble in 10,000 little pieces

Remember game 4 of the Ducks series? I said Edmonton played horribly in that game. Well, they played worse tonight. All the players talked the talk after Roloson got injured, saying they would play hard for any other goalie. Well, they lied. They looked like Canada's National Women's Hockey team tonight. Couldn't get shots on goal. Couldn't protect their own net. They couldn't do a goddamn thing. I can't wait for the headlines tomorrow saying how good Brind'Amotherfucker is.

The only thing redeeming about this game is Laraque running Andrew Ladd face first into the boards wth 3 minutes left. Laraque got 5 minutes, but who cares? It's just too bad the fucker who took Roly out of the series didn't break his neck.

At this point, with no more starting goalie, I see the Oilers winning one of 2 games at home and lose in 5. I just hope that when they go down, they go down killing 3-4 guys from Carolina. But after tonight, I don't give a fuck anymore. I am one pissed off Dwarf.

Dwarf out.

2 Comments:

At 3:32 AM, Blogger Veillotron said...

I saw yesterday's game - only the second game of the playoffs I was able to see this year - and it sucked. It sucked much ass.
Dwarf, I can confirm that Rod BdA does look like a rat.

On my prediction of the Oilers winning 3-2, I still stand by it, but I made this prediction thinking Conklin was going to be in goal. The other clown sucks.

Dwarf, do not give up. In the Sharks-Oilers series, the Sharks took the first 2 games and looked like they were going to be on their way to the Stnaley Cup finals... And the Oils came back in a big way. I'm not saying it will happen this time, but it certainly could. Even without Roloson. If only the Oilers could sign Chuck Norris...

Talking about good 'ol Chuck, because he is soooo good, and just to make sure you nice people will not have missed those good comments on him I posted yesterday, here there are again - enjoy...

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.



More of that good stuff at http://chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

 
At 12:44 PM, Anonymous huy said...

when chuck norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet, the water does.


when chuck norris calls refers to someone as billy, they answer him back even though their name may or may not be billy.

 

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